Funny Email

Sadam:

I’m bored!

Sadam:

I’ve got an idea! Let’s play a game of Rock Paper Scissors!

This Guy:

Can I play?

Saddam:

NO!!!!

Saddam:

Will I choose Rock?

Saddam:

Paper?

Saddam:

Or Scissors?

Saddam:

You don’t know!!

Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti:

Dude, say it, don’t spray it

Saddam:

WHATEVER. Let’s play

Saddam: Rock!

Judge: TWO PAPERS!

Saddam:

DUDE, DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF is two papers?

Judge:

Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That fucking rock ain’t going NOWHERE!

Saddam:

I’ve got your two papers RIGHT HERE. NOW PLAY SERIOUS, ASS

Judge: ONE PAPER!

Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! rar. Hahaaa, hi. Tiger Hand. Come on! You Know! … You don’t know Tiger Hand? Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always

Saddam:

Ask Aziz, he knows.

Aziz:

Tiger Hand always beats paper.

Saddam:

I’m sayin’ bro.

Judge:

Okay, fine. “Tiger Hand” beats paper. Whatever you say Saddam. No more Tiger Hand.

Saddam:

HEY, CRY ME A RIVER, DUDE. IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON’T KNOW TIGER HAND.

Judge:

Well, You should have picked honesty, then you may not have blown it.

Saddam:

You probably don’t even know Pen Missile.

Judge:

Missile? What Missile?

Saddam:

NYERMMMM. PEN MISSILE!!!!

Judge:

Okay fine, I’m not playing anymore. There is no TIGER HAND and there is no PEN MISSILE. You’re just MAKING SHIT UP!

Saddam:

AM NOT!

Judge:

Are too.

Saddam:

That’s it, you’re going on my list.