NuFormer are a Dutch Digital Media company who develop high-skill 3D video mapping projections. These 3D projections will be custom-made to fit any specific building and will be exposed by a battery of powerful projectors.
This really is awesome!
Those really were the Droids you were looking for!
These workmen are installing bollards to stop nurses from parking onthe pavement outside theAberdeen Royal Infirmary.
They are cleaning up at the end of the day – how long do you think it will be before they realize that they can’t go home?
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying “‘Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket – I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied “Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.”
“Wow!…That’s a great idea!”, he exclaimed.
“Good,” she replied…. “Get your own fucking blanket.”
After a moment of silence,… he farted.
I’ve got an idea! Let’s play a game of Rock Paper Scissors!
Can I play?
Will I choose Rock?
You don’t know!!
Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti:
Dude, say it, don’t spray it
WHATEVER. Let’s play
Judge: TWO PAPERS!
DUDE, DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF is two papers?
Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That fucking rock ain’t going NOWHERE!
I’ve got your two papers RIGHT HERE. NOW PLAY SERIOUS, ASS
Judge: ONE PAPER!
Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! rar. Hahaaa, hi. Tiger Hand. Come on! You Know! … You don’t know Tiger Hand? Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always
Ask Aziz, he knows.
Tiger Hand always beats paper.
I’m sayin’ bro.
Okay, fine. “Tiger Hand” beats paper. Whatever you say Saddam. No more Tiger Hand.
HEY, CRY ME A RIVER, DUDE. IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON’T KNOW TIGER HAND.
Well, You should have picked honesty, then you may not have blown it.
You probably don’t even know Pen Missile.
Missile? What Missile?
NYERMMMM. PEN MISSILE!!!!
Okay fine, I’m not playing anymore. There is no TIGER HAND and there is no PEN MISSILE. You’re just MAKING SHIT UP!
That’s it, you’re going on my list.